Sunday, October 30, 2011

US President’s Weekly Yahoo News Updates

Once per week, I consolidate comments I’d posted to recent articles appearing on Yahoo News. I share my views, written as if I actually were the US President. [I’m working on that.] The following were posted between Oct. 24 and today, though appear below in no particular order. As is my usual custom, if I open with a quoted item, that’s from the article itself.

I hope you enjoy all 17 of these mini-essays/comments.


ONE:

"Any law that violates sharia is null and void legally," [Jalil] said. Wow, such “dictates” usually come from dictators. What next?

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“I’m still not convinced this Libyan uprising was purely Libyan or all that spontaneous. The stench of CIA long-range planning is all over this. How thorough was their planning remains to be seen.”



TWO:

Maybe the Elite is hoping for the Mother of all "Flu" Seasons to take out 100M Americans. Kind of hard to rebel when we're hacking our guts out as we burn piles of dead bodies in the street.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
"Scratch the word 'hoping' above, and replace with 'planning.'"


THREE:

In response to article about an unknown gambler who had taken 999-1 odds against the Cards winning the World Series:

I understand Governor Perry is feverishly seeking this man out, for obviously he’s privy to divinely provided information which Texas could use. Think about it. The Cards were virtually dead at many points in the season, not to mention during the playoffs. And yet, they were raised from the dead. The Cards were further blessed by heaven by receiving a bounty of rain (boy, wouldn’t drought-stricken Texas love to have some of that!), which gave a certain Cards pitcher sufficient rest to do in the Rangers in Game 7. That pitcher, ironically enough, is named Chris (as in Christ?) Carpenter (and that’s what Jesus was, right? A carpenter!).

The camera panned a bloc of Texas fans praying as Game 6 was unfolding. I don’t know about that. There are a lot of things worth praying for:  World peace, universal prosperity, brotherhood. But the outcome of a baseball game? Maybe God didn’t like that.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“If we’re able to get our faith priorities in order, everything else falls into place. Even granting us a feeling of inner peace should our team lose the big one.”


FOUR:
[From the article: “Saudi royal offers reward for capture of Israeli soldier”: A member of Saudi Arabia's royal family increased to $1 million a reward offered by a Saudi cleric to anyone who captures an Israeli soldier to swap him for Palestinian prisoners.]

My response:

Unless the Saudi government thoroughly repudiates this act of war and punishes its perpetrators, Israel would have every right to (shall we say?) seek them out. It isn't often that I've sided with Israel in my posts, by this is a justifiable exception.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
"This just goes to prove: People who have too much money to throw around are frequently disconnected from reality. Say...wouldn't that also apply to our Congress?"


FIVE:
[SUBJ:  Bill Maher’s issues about Gadhafi getting a stick rammed up his ass by his captors.]

Bill Maher must be one of those people who are famous just for being famous. But not for what comes out of his mouth. [He’s glib, but that’s about it.] He claims: “I mean, when the first thing you do is stick something up the guy’s ass, I feel like it says something about…the men in that culture.” This wasn’t literally “the first thing” they did, for the “first thing” as well as the second, third, fourth, etc was to suffer for years under Gadhafi metaphorically taking it up the ass from his regime. Or worse…many died.

Bill, however, wants to make that leap, from what one man or a small group of men did, perhaps out of blind rage, as an indictment of every man in that culture. Islamic law also has strict teachings about the proper handling of prisoners, from which Gadhafi didn’t benefit nor does Bill mention. Maher seems to be focused on the sexual angle (and what does that say about Bill?). As for Muslims segregating women, our own record isn’t too bright and shiny in that regard.

For the record, one of the reasons I embraced Buddhism 20 years ago was in reaction to all of the Abrahamist faiths. They are or were very violent and patriarchal, which traces back directly to Abraham having been a mentally disturbed individual. A rich one, to be sure. But disturbed just the same. And this man is venerated as our (Western) religious patriarch? Not by me; no thanks.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“I don’t think much of the traditional Buddhist treatment of women either, which is why I’m a member of a sect that has only one member – me – and I’m not recruiting.”


SIX:
“It's pretty hard to be able to sit and lay out your ideas and your concepts with a one-minute response,"…[Rick Perry].

These “debates” are nothing more than the political equivalent of speed-dating. And we all know how well that works.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“And the winner of the 2011 speed-dating events is…Willard Romney!”


SEVEN:
If elected to replace Obama in 2012, I will not sign any military spending bill into law unless it’s for half of our current appropriation. And even then, we’ll have more protection than we’ll need.
Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Put that in contrast to Obama’s stealth plan to re-colonize Africa.”


EIGHT:
Ms D responded to my post, immediately above, by asking: “How can you possibly make that promise, unless of course, you have the gift of seeing into the future? How can you possibly know what will be going on in the military arena and how much protection we'll need? Oh, please do tell me Mr. Searle, will I meet the man of my dreams in 2012?”

My response to Ms D: 

Ms D,

All I said was, I would not sign such a bill into law. However, Congress would be free to override my veto by two-thirds votes of both houses. If Congress would try an override even though I thought it to be unnecessary, I would use the bully pulpit to rack Congress over the coals before the public to try to get them to back down. If the occasion should arise that we’d really need more money than the half I’m proposing, I would still veto that appropriation but I would not raise a fuss over the prospect of an override.
There’s no way our current threat-level justifies our obscene military outlay. There’s also no reason why the US should continue to bear the brunt of that expense. What we need are allies who are so in more than name only. Another consideration: The money we’d save by slashing needless military spending would grow our economy – and not just for us but for our trading partners as well. When more people prosper, there’s less chance of hostilities breaking out.
As for the man of your dreams, I deal only in political solutions – not personal affairs. Good luck on that, by the way.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“What I propose isn’t hazardous to our national health. Google these words for more: Steven Searle 2012 US President.”

NINE:
[source: Barton Biggs [says] “Austerity is a Big Mistake”] [Barton Biggs, founder and managing partner of New York-based hedge fund Traxis Partners.]

“Biggs supports a stimulate and stabilize approach first, followed by austerity once things have leveled off.” Biggs wants us to “stimulate,” which means getting deeper into debt to do so. What could “stabilize” mean? Probably: “Make sure every fat cat has been fed his proper share.” What does “austerity” mean? Probably: The opposite of trickle down prosperity is trickle up austerity.
Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“People like Barton Biggs aren’t exactly disinterested parties in our attempts to control our national destiny.”

TEN:
“Perhaps the biggest strike against Romney is the health insurance program he spearheaded in Massachusetts…”

Not even close. The biggest strike against Willard Romney is, he’s a Mormon and that won’t go away.

There was once a movie called “Willard,” released in 1971. The poster advertises, “Where your nightmares end…WILLARD begins.” Of course, any good PR team could spin that to mean, “When Willard Romney begins his term as POTUS, that will end the nightmare known as Obamanation.” Nice try but (um) that’s not what the poster meant, which is obvious just by looking at it. Still, I’d love to see Romney’s campaign adopt as its official slogan, “Where your nightmares end…”

The Wikipedia article on “Willard” (the movie) includes this line: “Willard is a meek social misfit with a strange affinity for rats.” That might explain Willard Romney’s strange affinity for the GOP, many of whom call him a RINO and don’t consider him really their kind of critter at all. Crispin Glover, who starred in the 2003 remake of “Willard,” would be perfectly cast as Willard Mitt Romney in any kind of comedic spoof. The resemblance is striking.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Truth in packaging disclosure: I don’t have any rats in my closet, at least not any due to being a member of a secretive cult.”



ELEVEN:

“…but when asked if he’s thinking about a 2016 presidential run…”

Sure, Rahm [Emanuel] can say he’s not “thinking” about it, at least not at the moment GS asked that question. But…that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t respond to a draft movement. Which would be ironic, considering Rahm’s a promiment supporter of the draft (oops, I meant to say “Compulsory National Service”). Which he says isn’t a draft, but I don’t think he’s fooling anyone with that.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Of course, there’s another possibility related to insider information: Maybe Rahm will have relocated outside the US well in advance due to a totally unexpected ‘flu’ epidemic killing 100M Americans well before 2016.”


TWELVE:
For those of you who praise Ron Paul:

Ron Paul is very much a believer in the Two Party system. While he’s busy running for president, he’s not so busy leading the way for independents (non-Dems/Pubbers) to take Congress. But that’s no mistake. Ron Paul thinks he can get the Two Party system to work for him. My words to Ron: “The Constitution doesn’t establish a political party system nor does it envision the lifer politician. Hint, Hint.”

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“It was the opportunist in Ron Paul that caused him to ditch the Libertarian Party. Too bad. Had he stayed, he could have made a real difference.”


THIRTEEN:
“(The range is so wide because of the imprecise nature of Romney’s very limited disclosures.)”

Maybe what Willard Romney is most afraid of is a “too close” look which might reveal how much tithing support he received from lay Mormons. Tithing? How else do you think Brigham Young supported his 55 wives? Funny, isn’t it, how “support” for top leadership from peons at the bottom is a world-wide phenomenon, no matter what the cause? Even the Communists have this problem. So why shouldn’t Willard Romney, descendant of a Mormon apostle, have shared in the booty?

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“There are a lot of people at the top who are absolutely terrified of transparency. So let’s bring it on, shall we?”



FOURTEEN:

“Fifty-nine points! My goodness, God only had 10!”

If Steve Forbes thinks God only had 10 points (obviously referring to the 10 commandments), that would explain Steve’s rather simplistic sales approach. Something like this: “Just get the rubes to think tax reform is a simple affair, then we’ll rape the hell out of them if our team gets elected.” God has waaayy more than 10 “points,” though I’m fascinated as to how “points” and “commandments” are equated here.

I do agree that Perry will be the nominee because the Pubbers will get weak in the knees at the prospect of nominating Willard the Mormon. They absolutely will balk at that. And rightly so: No way he could get elected.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“The Elite need people like Perry to control once he’s in office. He’s really not the sharpest knife in the drawer.”


FIFTEEN:
I wonder how Romney would react during a debate if a moderator (or one of his fellow candidates) called him “Willard.” That is his first name, you know – Willard Mitt Romney. Just as many of his detractors delighted in calling our President Barack Hussein Obama, I’m sure others will delight in calling WMR “Willard.” Turnabout's fair play. BTW “Willard” means “strong desire” – such as, having a strong desire not to be called “Willard.”

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Back to my original thought: I wonder how Willard would respond to being called Willard. Will a Mitt by any other name be just as sweet?”


SIXTEEN:
"Most importantly, we have the opportunity to strengthen our presence in the Pacific — and we will," [Panetta] said.

Oh that’s just for public consumption. The real thrust will be in Africa, where we are currently working to re-colonize. That will be our bulwark against Chinese expansion. As for Asia: If elected as the next US president, I would have this to say to the non-Chinese Asian powerhouses (India, Australia, South Korea, and Japan): “We will no longer furnish protection or support. I strongly recommend you band together for mutual defense (‘all for one and one for all’) if you hope to deal with China. Frankly? China isn’t our problem and neither is your defense.”

I’m not being cold-hearted here – just practical. There’s no way we can (or should) continue being the world’s policeman. We just can’t afford it. If there are other blocs or countries (the EU? Iran? OPEC?) that want to help provide security in the Far and South East, more power to them. It doesn’t have to be us, there’s no reason it should be us, and if I get elected, I assure you, it won’t be us.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“And if there are any boneheads out there who think we should strike at China before it’s ‘too late,’ then prepare yourselves (if that comes to pass) for an extremely toxic ‘flu’ season. What? You didn’t think those guys were just going to lie there and take it, did you?”


SEVENTEEN:

The reason the GOP will give the nod to Romney is the same reason they nodded McCain: It’s his turn because he’s paid his dues. Sure, the Dems have a bit of that sentiment but with the Pubbers, it’s a form of worship.
But no matter how they slice and dice this, Romney is still a Mormon and that will still keep him out of the White House.

As for that “prominent evangelical supporter’s slur,” Mormonism IS a cult. Look it up: “The word cult in current popular usage usually refers to a group whose beliefs or practices are considered abnormal or bizarre” – Wikipedia. Of course the majority will always think of minorities as “abnormal” (not normal) or “bizarre.” That’s one of the risks of being a minority – especially a secretive, exclusive one.

Come on! Polygamy isn’t abnormal? Yeah, I know, they don’t do it any more – or at least they keep it hidden. A guy inventing a religion by finding buried golden plates with inscriptions only he could read? One way or the other, the Dems won’t let Romney slide on this. For sure, Obama’s campaign won’t be directly involved in any attempt to educate Americans on the full implications of Mormonism. In fact Obama will denounce such efforts. But they have allies who will.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“The saddest part? Romney won’t make any effort to defend his faith – he’ll merely say it’s irrelevant to the campaign.”

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Steven Searle for US President in 2012
Founder of The Independent Contractors’ Party

“Memo to We-the-People: You’re not as powerless as you’ve been led to believe – and you don’t have to go out and ‘Occupy’ anything at all to make your point” – Steve.

Contact me at bpa_cinc@yahoo.com

Friday, October 28, 2011

Romney and Crispin Glover

Crispin Glover and GOP presidential wannabe Willard Mitt Romney (yes, Willard really is his first name) bear an uncanny physical resemblance. I hope to exploit that as part of my strategy to win the 2012 election. Yes, I am a candidate, and the founder of the Independent Contractors’ Party.

My strategy involves me making suggestions (even partially scripting) what might turn out to be YouTube videos produced by others, independent of my direct involvement. My offering today seeks to comedically target Willard Romney – yes, that is what I’ll call him from now on.

Just as many of his detractors delighted in calling our President by his full name – Barack Hussein Obama, I’m sure others will delight in calling WMR “Willard.” Turnabout's fair play. BTW “Willard” means “strong desire” – such as, having a strong desire not to be called “Willard.”

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There was once a movie called Willard, released in 1971. The poster advertises, “Where your nightmares end…WILLARD begins.” Of course, any good PR team could spin that to mean, “When Willard Romney begins his term as President, that will end the nightmare known as Obamanation.” Nice try but (um) that’s not what the poster meant, which is obvious just by looking at it. Still, I’d love to see Romney’s campaign adopt as its official slogan, “Where your nightmares end…”

The Wikipedia article on “Willard” (the movie) includes this line: “Willard is a meek social misfit with a strange affinity for rats.” That might explain Willard Romney’s strange affinity for the GOP, many of whom call him a RINO and don’t consider him really their kind of critter at all. Crispin Glover, who starred in the 2003 remake of “Willard,” would be perfectly cast as Willard Mitt Romney in any kind of comedic spoof.


A Saturday Night Live skit

The following isn’t meant to be a completely developed skit; just some ideas (especially the dialogue) I’m tossing out with the style of SNL in mind.

The scene opens with Crispin Glover as Willard Romney sitting alone at a round-table just before a televised GOP presidential debate is to begin. That is, he’s alone except for a debate moderator sitting across the table from him. A caption reads: “The next GOP debate, after Jon Huntsman drops out.”

Willard looks nervously around and finally asks the moderator: “Where is everybody?”

“Oh, they’ll be here shortly. They wanted to huddle privately before we go on the air” – moderator.

“Huddle?” – Willard.

“Did I say ‘huddle?’ I meant…er… ‘cuddle.’ You know, group hug.”

Camera cuts to the other candidates in an adjoining room, who are literally in a football-style huddle.

Perry speaks: “Okay, settle down. If you follow my lead and remember your parts, Mitt Romney will be toast*.”

Camera shows the huddlers filing in, smirking knowingly, and taking their seats at the round-table. After seeing this, Willard gets an “oh, oh” look on his face.

Perry asks Romney a question: “I’ve got a question for you, Willard… about the birthers.”

“Excuse, me, Governor Perry, my name is Mitt.”

“No it ain’t – that’s yer middle name. Besides, what’s ‘Mitt’ stand for anyway? ‘Mittens?’” [On cue, the other candidates throw mittens at Romney.]

“What?! ‘Mitt’ could stand for a lot of things – ah, it could be an acronym.”

“Lemme guess. Mitt, Mitt, M-I-T-T…Does that stand for ‘Mediocrity In Terrible Trouble?’”

“This is outrageous. [Turning toward the moderator.] You’re supposed to moderate this thing. What do you say?”

“Why don’t you go by your first name? Why Mitt Romney? Why not Willard Romney?” – Moderator.

“Well, er…”

“That’s what it says on your birth certificate – Willard is your first name. You got a problem with what’s on birth certificates?” – Moderator.

“I don’t like where this is going. Why don’t you all just line up and run me through your spanking machine?” – Romney.

“Now I understand why Governor Perry had a question for you about the birthers.” – Moderator.

“Are you questioning what’s on my birth certificate?” – Romney.

“Rumor has it, you ain’t a real American. You’re from Mormon Nation!” – Perry.

[The other candidates let out a collective gasp.]

“Mormon Nation? That’s just a figure of speech. Like Obamanation.”

“Are you now saying our president isn’t an abomination? Is this another famous Romney flip-flop?” [The candidates, again on cue, pelt Willard with flip-flops – these of the shower variety.]

“I’m not saying anything at all!” – Romney crosses his arms defiantly over his chest.

“This wouldn’t be the first time” – sneers Bachman.

“What you got against the name Willard, anyway? Are you trying to hide something?”

“No, I just…prefer Mitt.”

“Then why not legally change your name or do you think you’re above the law?”

“Can’t a guy just ask to be called by his middle name? I happen to like ‘Mitt.’”

[The candidates start chanting rhythmically, “Will-ard! Will-ard! Will-ard!”]

Camera zooms in on a corner of the room, where a rat pokes its head out and cocks its ears, hearing, “Will-ard! Will-ard!” Rat comes into the room followed by a horde of his peers. Willard Romney looks at them in horror, saying, “I told you not to follow me here!”

The other candidates see the rats and start murmuring to each other. Willard rethinks his position, looks at the rats and says, “Sic ‘em!” The candidates start overturning chairs and screaming, trying to escape.

Freeze frame showing a smiling, self-satisfied Willard Romney. The caption says, “Sometimes the eventual nominee wins by virtue of being the last man standing.”


Steven Searle for US President in 2012
Founder of the Independent Contractors’ Party

“Can a Mitt by another other name be as sweet?”

Contact me at bpa_cinc@yahoo.com


      * Mitt Romney will be toast* …I can’t resist a bad pun here: The irony of “Crispin” playing the part of someone about to become “toast.”

Monday, October 24, 2011

US President’s Weekly Yahoo News Updates

Once per week, I consolidate comments I’d posted to recent articles appearing on Yahoo News. I share my views, written as if I actually were the US President. [I’m working on that.] The following were posted between Oct. 17 and today, though appear below in no particular order. As is my usual custom, if I open with a quoted item, that’s from the article itself.

I hope you enjoy all 17 of these mini-essays/comments.



ONE:

[As for Susan Sarandon calling the (current) Pope a Nazi.]

It won’t be too long before Popes don’t matter – to anyone. That will become an irrelevant title in a defunct enterprise that (ultimately) couldn’t stand up under the weight of its hypocrisy and sheer unbelievability.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Does that mean I’m anti-Catholic. No, it simply means I’m anti-stupid.”


TWO:
[On how likeable GOP candidate Cain is.]

I don’t like Cain at all. And you won’t either, after reading my blog post analyzing a certain anecdote from Cain’s latest book. This concerns Cain reveling in how his daddy had threatened a rich white man with a gun (jokingly, of “course,” but the gun was real enough). This was posted on ind4prez2012.blogspot.com on Oct. 15.


Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Cain was stupid for including that story in a book he hopes will pave his way to the White House.”


THREE:
“Iraq's Sunnis long have worried about Iran's burgeoning influence in Baghdad, where the Shiite-dominated government has built ties with Tehran…”

Listen carefully: There never were any weapons of mass destruction and there never was any threat to US security. By going into Iraq (at the insistence of ONE man – George W. Bush), we basically handed Iraq over to Iran on a silver platter.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“I hope Dubya lives long enough to see the result of his ego-fueled folly.”


FOUR:
“…about 4 in 10….That's far more than say they are disinclined to vote for a Mormon…”

Oh, that’ll change to 8 out of 10 after people see a pending YouTube clip showing “Romney” being sworn in as POTUS using the Book of Mormon rather than the Bible. One picture may very well be worth 1,000 words. But a video clip can be worth way more than that. You think I exaggerate? You haven’t seen the clip.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Google these words: Romney YouTube Searle for the script of this clip.”


FIVE:
Here’s one question that should have been asked [of the GOP candidates during the most recent speed-dating event aka the Republican Presidential Debate]: “How many more US troops would you be willing to send to central Africa, and for how long, to fight the Lord’s Resistance Army, beyond the 100 President Obama recently assigned?”

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Why is absolutely no one in the media raising red flags about sending in our troops to do battle with (according to Obama’s own figures) at most 200 – 300 ragtag fighters armed only with light weapons?”


SIX:
None Of Your Business posted this in response to my post (NINE, above), “Because it’s only 100 troops?”…to which I replied:

It's easy to say "it's only 100 troops." But that’s exactly how we got sucked into Vietnam. “It’s only X-number of ‘advisors’ and the boys will be home before Christmas.” [Yeah, right…]

100 might not seem like many in your opinion – though as Commander in Chief, I would never use the word “only” to describe even one soldier. For every soldier is more than just an “only” to his or her loved ones. So, let’s get out of the “only” business, okay?

Besides, my question was meant to give the candidates a chance to say we shouldn’t have sent any troops to central Africa, especially since quashing 200 – 300 lightly armed guerrillas is really a mopping up operation any local government should be able to handle. If not, this should be referred to the United Nations or the EU. There’s way more to our troop commitment here than meets the eye, which is why I hoped the GOP candidates would have been given the opportunity to address this issue.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Must I spell everything out?”


SEVEN:
Bill wrote this, which I follow immediately with my response:
"I promise you this, if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, that is the first thing I will do. I will bring our troops back home, we will bring an end to the BUSH wars, you can take that to the bank” - Barack Obama 27/October 2007."

Is it just me or do others here think, just perhaps, obama lied to us, YES...NO?

My response:
Ahem…when I ran against Obama in 2008, I had made a similar promise. However, mine was in the form of a written contract (containing 47-points). These two points should be of interest:
ONE: Within 90 days of my inauguration, all U.S. military forces will be completely withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan, regardless of the "situation on the ground." This withdrawal also applies to any covert operatives currently operating in Iran.
TWO: If I violate any of the terms of this contract, I will be removed from office by means of impeachment. I hereby affirm, in advance, that I will not defend myself nor authorize any other party to defend me against any impeachment activity in the House or trial by the Senate. I further agree to a speedy trial - within less than 10 minutes, if deemed necessary by the Senate.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“By the way, I’m running again. So you’ll get a chance to do it right, this time. I will never offer ‘Change you can believe in.’ I offer, instead, an enforceable written contract.”

EIGHT:
I responded (below) to Nobody, who asked: “And why shouldn’t Israel pay back US money spent there?”

Just try and collect. It’s not easy to collect from a country that has nukes – one that wouldn’t have any problem using them against us, if push should come to shove. Rest assured, Israel has its own equivalent of our Pentagon’s War Room. And part of what gets discussed there is, what to do if the US should “turn” against Israel. As the saying goes, nothing’s been taken off the table.
Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“In the world of the triumphal tribal Zionist, there are no friends; there is only the matter of survival. And they know full well, God can’t be counted on to save the day.”


NINE:

Here’s a half-baked idea – which some of you might refine (please do). Congress should enact legislation to phase in tax cuts across the board. The following assumes no change in personal income for the years in question. For the first year, everybody pays 10% less in personal income taxes to the feds than they did the year before. The next year, same deal. I’m tempted to add yet a third and a fourth year to that – same deal. But corporate tax rates wouldn’t be changed.

Social Security payouts and Medicare wouldn’t be touched. But Defense spending would be the first to feel the pinch. I propose that each US corporation (and any patriotic private citizen in a donating mood) voluntarily contribute to whichever threatened government program they favor. This might be a form of ultimate brinksmanship, but I am firmly convinced that corporations will pony up since they know how good they’ve got it and would be in the best position to contribute. Not to mention: Corporations think they own this country anyway, so we should force them to make the contributory choices necessary to protect what’s theirs.

Maybe it’s about time US govt expenditures were calculated as part of a business plan. Then we’d see how much we really need to spend from hard-headed businessmen who know about bottom lines and reasonable business expenses, not giving a hoot about earmarks or about pleasing special interests. Oh, did I mention a permanent cap on government borrowing? And maybe (just maybe) the stimulus our economy needs would come from the increased spending from We-the-People having less of a tax burden.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Don’t beat me up too badly about this, since (honestly) this thought just popped into my head. In any event, it’s got to be better than 9-9-9 or Perry’s flat tax (Perry’s obviously desperate at this point).”


TEN:
[Shooting Game responded to my post above by asking, “well is not defense one of the main responsibilities of the federal government?]


@ Shooting Game,

We’re all responsible for our national defense, aren’t we – not just the feds? For instance, the way we vote could affect how large or small that defense is, regardless of whether it’s supposed to be “one of the main responsibilities of the federal government.”

The security of the United States is not only the concern of each citizen, it is the concern of those who make the most money from this enterprise. If push came to shove and my plan were to be enacted, we wouldn’t even come close to not having enough money to defend ourselves. Corporate and, yes, even personal charitable contributions would keep the Pentagon afloat. If not, then what would that say about how much we care about our country? In other words, maybe it's time the more hawkish among us put their money where [their] mouths are.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Don’t worry…if it even looks like we might come up a little short, foreign countries would be anxious to contribute. Maybe it’s about time they did.”


ELEVEN:
Israel is not our ally. All Israel cares about is Israel. They have not lived up to their billing as a “light unto all nations.” But they fail to look into a mirror and ask why that is.

In an ironic twist, it is the US that is dependent on Israel because [dramatic pause] we’re giving them all that money! Our politicians need to give them all that money to secure Israel’s approval and a steady flow of AIPAC campaign contributions.

I salute Ron Paul for being brave enough to dare challenge that status quo, though his reasoning is bogus. Our aid isn’t teaching them to be dependent and reducing their sovereignty. Has Paul been living in a tree to reach such conclusions? But still, he’s right – though for the wrong reasons – we have to cut off aid to Israel [and, to be fair, to Egypt as well].

I, however, will salute myself for being the only candidate brave enough to say he’ll void US diplomatic recognition of Israel immediately after my inauguration. And…bestow recognition on Palestine. Oh, I can’t wait to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from our AIPAC-dependent, lackey Congressmen. Too bad, because they couldn’t stop me.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“With friends like Israel, we don’t need enemies – cases in point, the USS Liberty and Jonathan Pollard.”


TWELVE:

When Cain was asked if Mormons are Christians, he answered (in effect), “They believe they are.” If you ask any unbiased observer if Cain is serious, they should answer the same way – “He thinks he is.” As for “Are Mormons Christians?” and “Is Cain a serious candidate?” – the answer in both cases is “No.”
Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“The masochist in me wants Cain to be nominated, just for the satisfaction of seeing the GOP nominate a Black man.”


THIRTEEN:
Coach posted his two words of wisdom “about an hour ago” – “Occupy Congress!” And this gets 57 thumbs-up (vs. 1 down). But apparently no one notices that Coach didn’t say what we should “Occupy Congress!” with. Are We-the-People supposed to storm that sacred sanctum and pull something like an Occupy Wall Street? Or what?

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“As for the 57 who gave their thumbs-up: You don’t ask for much in the way of details, do you?”


FOURTEEN:
I don’t think Cain’s business plan took into account that he might actually get to the point of becoming a viable, serious candidate. And you know what they say about businessmen who have short-sighted business plans – they fail. If his handlers think they can transform this newbie into a policy wonk overnight, they are sadly mistaken.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Maybe Cain’s business plan went something like this: ‘I’ll shuck and jive as if I’m a candidate, but my real plan is to sell my books and jockey for more pay on the lecture circuit.’”


FIFTEEN:
All the anti-Romney activists have to do is (as they used to say in the days of the Inquisition) “put the question” to the Christian churches, especially the leadership. The question: Do you consider Mormonism to be a Christian faith? As soon as each and every US Christian denomination says “No” – and they will (each and every one of them) say “No” – that will sink Romney and Huntsman. And if that doesn’t, YouTube clips like the one I scripted will. Google these words: Searle You Tube Romney.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“As a Buddhist, I don’t mind saying I consider Mormonism to be very Buddhist, especially the part where Mormons claim, ‘As Man is now, God once was; as God is now, Man shall one day become.’”


SIXTEEN:
[Melvin responded to FIFTEEN (above) with these 5 profound words: “Bigot is as bigot does.”]

My response to Melvin:

@ Melvyn,

How am I a bigot? I did write, after all: “I don’t mind saying I consider Mormonism to be very Buddhist,” while saying I am a Buddhist. My real reason for opposing Romney is the same reason I oppose the entire slate of GOP wannabes: They’re part of the Two-Party System, which makes them part of the problem. And that includes Ron Paul.

The only way out of the wilderness is to vote against all incumbent Congressmen, an act which will pave the way for independents to someday get elected. I picked on Romney’s Mormonism for a practical reason: That’s the one angle that, if hammered home again and again to the voters, will sink Romney/Huntsman. To me, that’s two down, six to go. And I’m working on the others, in different ways, depending on their weaknesses. Except I won’t bother with Santorum; he has no chance and isn’t worth my time.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
"Next time, bro, see if you can manage a response of more than 5 words. On second thought, don't bother replying at all, seeing how you blew it with those 5 words."


SEVENTEEN:
As I’d posted in FIFTEEN (above): All the anti-Romney activists have to do is (as they used to say in the days of the Inquisition) “put the question” to the Christian churches, especially the leadership. The question: Do you consider Mormonism to be a Christian faith?

Jay wrote in response:
But just to be sure we get a quality sample, let's be sure to get outside the Bible Belt and at a minimum ask the seven Christian churches that share custody of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem (Eastern Orthodox, Armenian Apostolic, Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox, Coptic Orthodox, Ethiopian Orthodox and the Syriac Orthodox)… 

@ Jay,

Sure, why not? But to me, a quality sample would include every Christian church within US borders. Since this is a US election, what would our voters care about how non-US Christians would feel? And I still maintain, every single US church (especially its leadership) would not say Mormons are Christians.

All you have to do is look at the name of their church: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Their doctrine has less to do with Jesus Christ and too much to do with them. And they call themselves Saints? And that isn’t narcissistic?

Steven Searle for US President in 2012
“Joseph Smith? Meet L. Ron Hubbard. And share your notes on inventing a religion.”

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Steven Searle for US President in 2012
Founder of The Independent Contractors’ Party

“Declare your independence by voting for independents. If no good ones are available, simply vote out the incumbents en masse.”

Contact me at bpa_cinc@yahoo.com