Monday, October 20, 2014

I beheaded the Extremist imam

Setting: Sometime in the year 2018

An Orphan's Thoughts

I was 12-years-old, having been an orphan for four of those years, when I used a sword to decapitate the Imam responsible for the death of my good friend Mohammad. Imam Manhood ordered the beheading of Mohammad, and that his head be placed on top of a pole in my town's main square. I was grief stricken beyond belief, but that's not why I paid daily visits to see my friend's head. I wanted to behold the miracle - the look of joy and the smile that adorned Mohammad's face.

That's not what one would usually see adorning bodiless heads.

It didn't take long for the Imam's enforcers to notice my daily visits. I call them, "the assholes who roar into town in their Toyota pick-up trucks that have machine guns mounted on them." One of these guys asked me if I was worshipping Mohammad's head. Can you believe that? He used the word worshipping? He warned: "If that is the case, we will place your severed head on a pole next to his."

That's when I decided I had a score to settle with this Imam. Looking back, it was easy to get close enough to kill this man. Even easier to actually kill him. I approached him after one of his sermons and asked how I could learn more about Islam. I was surprised when he suggested private lessons with him! Turns out, he had a fondness for young boys and found me, in particular, irresistible. That gave me a chance to be alone with him, and to kill him when he let his guard down.

I am now 16-years-old as of this year (2018), having been on the run since 2014. Right now, I am thinking these thoughts, since thirst has robbed me of my power of speech. Wandering alone in the desert, far from "civilization" can do that to you. That, plus, I have been utterly alone since I killed my first - and so far "only" - man.

I don't know how my words can possibly reach you, since I am only thinking them. I guess I'm praying that some mindreader picks up on my thoughts and reveals them to an audience.

= = = = =

Mohammad and I lived in a medium-sized town which was becoming overwhelmed by the presence of extremists who owed their allegiance to Manhood the Imam. Mohammad was like a father to me and would welcome me to visit and eat with his family - his wife and two daughters. He was a poor man who had always dreamed of making the hajj pilgrimage to Mecca. That's one of the Five Pillars* of Islam:
  • Faith or belief in the Oneness of God and the finality of the prophethood of Muhammad;
  • Establishment of the daily prayers;
  • Concern for and almsgiving to the needy;
  • Self-purification through fasting; and
  • The pilgrimage to Makkah for those who are able.

The hajj is considered mandatory for all Muslims who are physically and financially able, which also means amply providing for the welfare of their families during their absence.

Even though poor, Mohammad made a determined effort over a five-year period to save enough money for the pilgrimage. And he succeeded! However, when he started on his journey to Mecca, he passed an orphanage and decided to pay a visit. He wanted to tell the children and their caretakers he would think of them when praying in Mecca. But he was so shocked at the miserable conditions he saw, he donated all his hajj money to the orphanage.

He explained to his wife, "How can I go to Mecca when there is so much need right here in our home town?"

After three more years, he had again saved enough money for hajj. Only three more years, this time, because he had been blessed by Allah with better financial circumstances. This time, when leaving home for the trip to Mecca, he passed by a hospital. You guessed it, the result was the same as with the orphanage.

But Mohammad made a mistake in the way he described his hajj attempts. He said, "Maybe it is Allah's will that there are to be only four pillars of Islam for me. I cannot seem to resist the needy by insisting on a journey which benefits only me." Word of Mohammad's comment reached the Imam, who became enraged. He told his henchmen: "Just before you cut off his head, yell these words at him - 'There are FIVE, not FOUR, Pillars of Islam, you infidel.'"

But I knew Mohammad's heart, when it came to helping the poor. The man was fanatical in this regard - but not so with that hard edge that spoils other fanatics. He was always giving to others, sometimes to the point where he himself would end up going hungry by not having enough money for food. He made sure, though, that his family never suffered.

In confidence, Mohammad once told me: "You know, young man, I never saw the reason for the Fifth Pillar." I volunteered, in response: "Is it to make Saudi hotel owners rich from pilgrims needing lodging?"

He answered with a laugh: "No. For the Saudis, it was never about money but about power. A way of saying, 'You must prove your faith by traveling, in some cases an obscene distance, to come to my country to pay homage. Not to Islam but to Saudi Arabia as the capital of Islam."

I was stunned at this possibility. Then he added softly: "If you help the poor and disabled, you are doing Allah's will. How the Saudi's feel about your absence? That is of absolutely no importance. But...be careful who you say this to."

Poor Mohammad! I guess he wasn't careful enough himself, when expressing his heart to others.

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Steven Searle, just another member of the
Virtual Samgha of the Lotus and
former candidate for US President (in 2008 & 2012)


Footnote:


Five Pillars* - [source: http://www.islam101.com/dawah/pillars.html ]

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