The Green Swastika

I am running for US President in 2012, and I’ve decided to adopt the green swastika as my personal symbol.

I chose the color green because that’s the color of life. I wish to declare myself as “life affirming.” Money is also known as “green stuff,” though in my case that can only be regarded as a coincidence of meanings. Anyone who would even think of running a campaign while refusing campaign contributions and refusing to trade favors for endorsements obviously doesn’t care anything about money. And that’s me.

As for the swastika part: I’m a Buddhist and the swastika is a well-known symbol of my faith. I am also aware of its use by the Nazis but I like to think that misuse was part of the reason the Nazis failed. Also, my green swastika won’t be rotated 45º as was Hitler’s invention.

I’m aware that (probably most) Jews will take extreme offense at my choice of symbolism. That, however, is not my problem. I wish to take ownership of the swastika in much the same way as some Blacks take ownership of the word “nigger” and the editors of Bitch magazine took ownership of that word. When I ran for President in 2008, I paid for an ad in Bitch in an attempt to solicit a female running mate. The ad, written in the style of a “Help Wanted” ad, started out with “Bitch wanted.”

As for what Jews may or may not think of my candidacy: I don’t care. I won’t make any attempt to solicit Jewish votes. I won’t go to the Wailing Wall, put a yarmulke on my head, and pray. I won’t debase myself and the American people by belaboring the “special relationship” between the US and Israel. In fact, I shall speak against that relationship, saying it has cost us too much for too long.

If elected President, I will void US diplomatic recognition of Israel and, instead, grant diplomatic recognition to Palestine. In fact, as President, I would like to visit Palestine in an official capacity. Of course, some might ask, “What if Israel won’t let you enter Palestine, since they regard that area as the Occupied Territories?”

My answer to that? “It will be extremely interesting, to say the least, if the Israelis were to attempt to keep the US President out of Palestine. For I will try to enter Palestine regardless of how Israel feels about that. How they might keep me out is something they should weigh very carefully.”

And, yes, I’ve even taken into consideration that Israel may well have planted a mini nuke in Washington, DC. Why they would do such a thing? Insurance. Israel may well have planned for the possibility that its biggest ally might some day turn against it. As for me avoiding Washington for that reason – don’t count on that. I have nothing to fear.

By the way, my personal adoption of the green swastika has nothing to do with the Independent Contractors’ Party, which I founded. I don’t set policy for that party – in fact, no one does or ever can. As I’d written earlier, any candidate from anywhere on the political spectrum may be regarded as an ICP candidate if he declares himself to be and if he offers a written contract listing at least some of his campaign promises.

The emergence of the ICP is a shout that a new era in politics is dawning in America – one in which elites controlling political parties now has a chance to become a thing of the past.

Steven Searle for US President in 2012

“I intend to use the green swastika to promote a greater appreciation of applied Buddhist practice. Those of the Abrahamic faiths, with their obsession with the End of Days doctrine, don’t really offer anything more positive.”