Introduction
One
of my primary strategies for undermining the major party candidates
has been to encourage the creation and posting of commercials. Today,
I will script yet another one, my first to welcome the US
presidential primary season which is rapidly approaching. I encourage
anyone to use my script and descriptions to produce these commercials
and post them on YouTube or other media. You may modify my work to
your heart's content and don't even have to acknowledge me as your
source. As always, I would never accept payment of any kind for your
usage. Your efforts, on my behalf, would be most richly rewarding to
me.
Be
careful, though. If your work turns out to be too effective, you
might be placing yourself in considerable danger. These people play
rough.
Thank
you, in advance.
Today's
subject: Hillary Rodham Clinton
Basic
set-up: The camera will start with viewing a black
screen with white lettering bearing this message, “This woman is
obviously not Hillary Rodham Clinton.” Cut to a full-face head shot
of Hillary talking to the camera. This won't be an actress, though.
It would be most effective if footge of the real Hillary is shown,
with her lips manipulated by your impressive computer skills to sync
with the words her real voice (again manipulated) is saying.
Text
of Mrs. Bill's speech:
Good
evening, my name is Hilarious Ramrod Clit'n. And I want to be your
next President. There are two very good reasons why I deserve your
support: I'm Mrs. Bill Clit'n – or Mrs. Bill for short – and
it's my turn. As for being Mrs. Bill, well, that's very important.
Even I'll admit no one would even dream of electing me if it weren't
for that. Without that distinction, there's no way I could have
bulled my way to the front of the line ahead of the thousands of
other women more imminently qualified than I am.
As
for, “it's my turn,” well, that's how we do things in America.
Nixon, Reagan, and Romney waited their turns for their nominations.
So I'm hoping to duplicate their feat. We women deserve our turns
because we work hard, align ourselves with people who can help our
cause – even marrying them and staying with them if expedient.
As
for war: Let's talk about it. I can be as warm and fuzzy as the next
gal. But if I should ever decide to go to war (and, yes, that will be
my decision), I will be America's bitch pitbull. I can turn on a dime
– just ask Mr. Bill about that.
Primary
campaigns can suffer disappointments, like when we thought we had it
in the bag the first time. This time? Let's put it in the bag and
keep it there. Let's show the young girls of America what it takes to
win the big one. This is Mrs. Bill, thanking you for your support.
Good evening.
End
Shot:
Image
of Mrs. Bill will fade to black as the song, “Stand by your man,”
is played.
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Steven
Searle, just another member of the
Virtual
Samgha of the Lotus and former candidate
for
President of the United States (in 2008 & 2012)
Contact
me at bpa_cinc@yahoo.com
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